Thursday, November 30, 2006

Invention


Invention
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
This is a 6X9 oil painting that I call Eyetitude. Now you are asking, What in the world does this have to do with invention?

Well this is the last face you will ever see if you ever to to steal my invention.

BWAHahahahahaha!!!!!!

Later

Friday, November 24, 2006

Guest Artist


PB230012
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
This is an original work by Grandma Noseus. She is 80 years old and has a very open take on everything.

The holliday season brings out the best and the worst in all man. We try to help those who are less fortunate than we are and we feel good about that. Most of those who are truly needy deserve help and are grateful for it.

There are some whom feel that it is the fortunate's place to give them everything they want. They hold their cup and shake their bell to force us to do our duty.

Oh Well! Happy Holliday from Grandma Noseus

Later

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Thanksgiving ATC


Thanksgiving ATC
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
Thanksgiving had a very rough begining. The clash of two cultures left both sides reeling.
When you start a new tradition you may start with anything goes and then go from there.
This tradition may have not made it to the first cut. Mrs pilgrim said WHAT!!!! I dont care how the indians celibrate. Go and get your pants on..

Glad they worked it out.

Make of it, What you will!!

Later

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Ju Ju Man ATC


Ju Ju Man ATC
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
I did this yellow Ju Ju man a while back but never got it posted. The yellow Ju Ju man will provide some level of protection from all things yellow. You know, like a bunch of bannas wont fall on your head. You wont get clobbered by a giant ear of corn. The yellow peril will not be at your door.

But the thing was not quite right. He was not up to full power. But then I saw the other side of the yellow man. The body!!

The yellow Ju Ju man is rocking now. Teri's Painted Daisies Thanks to Teri, the Yellow Ju Ju man is a whole man again.

Make of it, What you will!!!

Later

Monday, November 13, 2006

Snails Pace ATC


Snails Pace ATC
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
At a snails pace, my ass!

Ok! who's bright idea was it to carry your house on your back? This does get old. This is heavy as hell and not that comfortable.

Oh! look at the attitude the little snail is packing!

Well you would have an attitude too, if you had to carry this heavy shell and your dinkus drug in the dirt all the time!!

Make of it, What you will!!

Later

Sunday, November 12, 2006

CLEAR


CLEAR
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
It is perfectly clear to me, that the movie that I saw, in which a guy used a bottle of water as a magnifying glass to read the treasure map was probably a spoof. DUH!

You can bet that the guy on the other side of this clear bottle of water is not gods gift.

Make of it , What you will

Later

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Smoke ?


Smoke ?
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
Smoke? I thought you said SMOTE!!!

Thats going to hurt in the morning. Probably leave a scar!

A regulation cricket bat will leave quite a divot.

Thats kind of how it goes when my hearing aids fail. There is no telling what people are really saying, to you or about you.

Make of it, What you will!!

Later

Thursday, November 02, 2006

The Other Side


Itsy Bitsy ATC
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
The Itsy Bitsy spider climbed up the garden spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out

Ok! now i'm mad, I'm wet and i'm mad!
I was just sitting there, warm and dry, minding my own business.
And Whoosh, I'm wet and cold and pissed

I will bite some one, first chance i get, Chomp chomp!!

Now! back to the garden spout!

Make of it, What you will!!

Later

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Cat in the Hat ATC


Cat in the Hat ATC
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
To find a cat in a hat would be a true oddity if it wasnt halloween.
The real odd thing about this picture is that we have found a Manx cat wearing a hat. Manx cats dont normaly get caught wearing hats If they can help it.

Now I know that the Manx is hardly ever grey, so how do we know if it is the real deal. Well it's got no tail, what do you think?

Make of it, What you will!!

Later