This is a classic tale of War and Peace, Love, Anger, Good and Evil and OH! yes Sacrifice with a little Voodoo and Gypsy curse thrown in for good measure.
I know that you have heard of the Evil Eye, the Evil Woman, Evil Kenivil. Well I ask, have you ever heard of an Evil Eyebrow?
I Thought Not!!!!!
The day dawned hot and sultry. Not a day for planting but it had to be done. The Pampas grass had been bought several weeks ago but with the heavy social schedule it had not been planted. The plan was to plant a buffer between the homestead and it's nearest neighbor. They are nice people but this is the country and what did we come for?
I alligned the plants the way that it looked like we would get the most advantage. That was when it happened. Here came the Babe. She was upset and did not like the alignment. Well I thought we could work it out and proceeded to make changes. The solution worked and I finished the planting.
I went in for a cool down and the Babe was doing likewise. That was when It happened. Out of the blue the Babe says "you have an evil eyebrow and that is why we are not getting along" DANG! I thought I was just stupid. She said the first condition just makes the second worse.
Now this is where it really got bad. I turned to move on with my extremly sorry life and she came at me weilding a pair of sissors. She said that if she cut off the bushey hair that made my eyebrow evil,the universe would be calmed and all would be right with the world.
Thinking quickly that the Babe with a pair of sissors charging at me was not a good thing I made the Ultimate Sacrifice. Quickly grabbing the bushey eyebrow, I plucked out the offending hair.
Immediatly, the ripple in the force of the universe calmed and all was right with the world. Who would have thought?
Make of it< What you will!!
Later, If I am able!