Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Cake


Cake
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
Tabby the cat really likes cake. The favorite has always been fish cake. This blue trout cake with sardine edging will make his day.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Spooktacular


Spooktacular
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
While I was workin on the challange, the spooks came for a visit. They took the place over. They were every where and got into everything. Parteeeeyyyyy!!!!!


It took some real doing to get the place cleaned up before the Babe got back. Let me tell ya, them spooks are no help!!!


Make of it, What you will!!

Later

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Eye on You


Eye on You
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
I am riding in the little dark cloud, upper right, and I am keeping an eye on you. You had better run for cover because I am getting ready to bring the hammer down.


BWAHAhahahahahaha!

Later

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Calm Before


Calm Before
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
I took some really cool pictures of the clouds of an impending storm. Thunder, lightning and wind. We got some rain which will be good for the plants and grass. There was no real storm but the sights and sounds were something to see.

There are people who could paint this but I am not one.

This is the view from the front seat of the Free Ride. WEeeeeeeeeeee!

Make of it, What you will!

Later

Monday, May 22, 2006

Art Expedition


Art Expedition
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
I made a trip down to the Wal Mart to get some plants. This trip turned into a one man art expedition. I got some 140# watercolor paper and some paper for acrylic. This paper is pretty cool because it has a weave pattern in it. I got some fine and ultra fine sharpie markers as well as som watercolor paint to replace the 20 year vintage that I have been working with. I also got some acyrlic paints, thinking that I might give it a try. Oh yeah, and some new brushes.

I wouldnt hold my breath thinking that all of the sudden I would start producing some fine art. But you can bet they will be colorful and I will be happy as a clam with new art stuff.

Oh I forgot, Plants, I got Plants.


Later

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Sorry


Sorry
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
I'm Sorry, I'M SORRY, Please! I'm Sorry, really Sorry.

It is my beleif, that before you can be sorry, you actually have to be sorry.

So here goes!

Old blue suit, Sorry!
Bad manicure, Sorry!
Only two flowers, Sorry!
Ditch flowers, Sorry!
Ditch flowers give you hay fever, Really sorry!
UFO's between flowers, Sorry!
Day old coffee for back wash, Sorry!
Child like presentation, Sorry!
Child like skill level, Sorry!
No green leaves, Sorry!

Oh Crap! Pleeeeease forgive me! I'm Sorry!


You can probably tell that I am an old hand at this.

Before you can be sorry, You have to be sorry!


Make of it, What you will!

Later

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Devil or Angel


Devil or Angel
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
Here we have two of the best examples of devils and angel's.

Got your Devil in a Red Dress
And
Your Angel from Montgomery

There is just the finest line between the two. Most of the time they, can't even tell witch side they are on. Now having said that. How would the unsuspecting male be able to figure it out? Even if he really wanted to.
Such a problem!

Go towards the light, No! No! Stay away from the light!

EEEEEEYYYYOOOOOWWWW! Right hand? LEFT HAND? Choices Choices!

My eyes are poppin, My hands are sweatin, I think my head will bust!

EEEEYYYYYOOOOWWWW!

Make of it, What you will!!!

Later

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Bar-B-Q


Bar-B-Q
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
This could be the worlds first traveling Bar-B-Q, or an early model Case tractor.

Lets go with Case tractor. My dad said that Case sold tractors just like this in Russia until after the Second World War.

I took this picture last week when I took my dad to the steam power show. We go every year and have a great time.

This year was no exception. It was raining pretty hard and we mucked around through the mud and water. Rain slickers, funny hats and duck boots.

The show is always good but the rain added a sense of reality that was hard to beat.

Nothing is better than hot dogs and root beer floats in the rain.

Later

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

FAR AWAY LANDS


FAR AWAY LANDS
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
Not a thing except my pack
I'm headed to a far away land
Nothing here for lookin back
I'm headed to a far away land
Nothing in back except my tracks
I'm headed to a far away land
How will I know when I arrive
I'm headed to a far away land
No one to meet no one to greet
I'm headed to a far away land

I'm headed to a far away land


Make of it, What you will!

Later

Monday, May 08, 2006

FAT


FAT
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
This rendering, BwaHaHahahaha! was done on brown paper with a lite pencil scetch and the detail was done using, "WAIT FOR IT" Bacon Fat!!
BWAHahahahahaha!

Now usually a piece of art is either good or bad right from the start. This one can actualy go bad, "Rancid"

BWAHahahahaha! I kill me!!!

Make of it, What you will!!!!

Later

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Spill The Beans

I have been tagged by Joy Eliz to spill the beans about myself.
Even though I am extremly embarrased about these things, here goes.

1.
My real name is not Scarecrow.
2.
I stole my laugh from the Unknown. Bwahahahahaha!!!
3.
Sometimes my three bean soup only has two beans in it. Bwahahahahaha!!!
4.
I am a recovering, capital budget abuser.
5.
One time I saved aluminum cans and sold them for cash. To boost the weight I added a rock to each can before it was crushed.
6.
When I have to go to the hospital or emergency room, I sit away from others and don't make eye contact. Those people are sick!!
7.
One time I broke my leg and went to the emergency room. A guy came in who had cut his finger off and had it in a baggie. I felt, I should be helped first because the finger looked like it had a clean cut.
8.
I used to pick up dog poop from my yard and fling it over the fence. Bwahahahaha!
9.
Sometimes I say I don't remember, even when I do.
10.
When I was about 18 I was nearly thrown out of an extremly wild roller coaster ride. The only thing that saved me was when a very large black woman grabbed me around the neck and crushed me to her bosom, saying" dont worry honey i'll save you" . Whoever you wer, wherever you are. Thanks!



Blush! Blush!

It is the custom to put some other unsuspecting soul on the hot seat. But to save others from this humiliation I will stop the madness here.

Make of it, What you will!!

Later

Monday, May 01, 2006

Rock Garden


Rock Garden
Originally uploaded by stogscrow.
I painted this 5 rock set
(Rock Garden Duh!)as a donation to the local garden club, plant sale. Realizing that good rock gardens are hard to get started this should help some gardening impared person.

Now that they are finished, the Babe is having release pains.

Make of it, What you will!!

Later