Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Spill The Beans

I have been tagged by Joy Eliz to spill the beans about myself.
Even though I am extremly embarrased about these things, here goes.

1.
My real name is not Scarecrow.
2.
I stole my laugh from the Unknown. Bwahahahahaha!!!
3.
Sometimes my three bean soup only has two beans in it. Bwahahahahaha!!!
4.
I am a recovering, capital budget abuser.
5.
One time I saved aluminum cans and sold them for cash. To boost the weight I added a rock to each can before it was crushed.
6.
When I have to go to the hospital or emergency room, I sit away from others and don't make eye contact. Those people are sick!!
7.
One time I broke my leg and went to the emergency room. A guy came in who had cut his finger off and had it in a baggie. I felt, I should be helped first because the finger looked like it had a clean cut.
8.
I used to pick up dog poop from my yard and fling it over the fence. Bwahahahaha!
9.
Sometimes I say I don't remember, even when I do.
10.
When I was about 18 I was nearly thrown out of an extremly wild roller coaster ride. The only thing that saved me was when a very large black woman grabbed me around the neck and crushed me to her bosom, saying" dont worry honey i'll save you" . Whoever you wer, wherever you are. Thanks!



Blush! Blush!

It is the custom to put some other unsuspecting soul on the hot seat. But to save others from this humiliation I will stop the madness here.

Make of it, What you will!!

Later

6 Comments:

Blogger justjohanna said...

have you been back on another roller coaster since you were 18?

10:40 PM  
Blogger Joy Eliz said...

I'm doing the soundless laugh!!!
*hhhhhhhhhhh*gasp*hhhhhhhh*

Only 2 beans in a 3 bean soup!!! The outrage!

...and your hair is purple!
*hhhhhhh*hhhhhhh* (more soundless laughing)

6:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to thank the kind black lady that saved him too. You should have seen his face after that ride!!
Now Scarecrow, about number 9, we need to talk.
Lovingly
Babexoxo

8:22 AM  
Blogger kate said...

ok idk who tagged you, nor have I visited your site b4, but you cracked me up this morning so thanks!!

cheers! Kate

9:38 AM  
Blogger ian russell said...

ha ha great piece my friend!

I'm worried about only two beans in the soup - what happens if someone drops by? who goes without a bean?

5:02 PM  
Blogger The Unknown said...

Hey, I stole my laugh from anonymous.
BWhahahahahahahahaha... ahem. Eh?
love

2:12 AM  

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