Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Spill The Beans

I have been tagged by Joy Eliz to spill the beans about myself.
Even though I am extremly embarrased about these things, here goes.

My real name is not Scarecrow.
I stole my laugh from the Unknown. Bwahahahahaha!!!
Sometimes my three bean soup only has two beans in it. Bwahahahahaha!!!
I am a recovering, capital budget abuser.
One time I saved aluminum cans and sold them for cash. To boost the weight I added a rock to each can before it was crushed.
When I have to go to the hospital or emergency room, I sit away from others and don't make eye contact. Those people are sick!!
One time I broke my leg and went to the emergency room. A guy came in who had cut his finger off and had it in a baggie. I felt, I should be helped first because the finger looked like it had a clean cut.
I used to pick up dog poop from my yard and fling it over the fence. Bwahahahaha!
Sometimes I say I don't remember, even when I do.
When I was about 18 I was nearly thrown out of an extremly wild roller coaster ride. The only thing that saved me was when a very large black woman grabbed me around the neck and crushed me to her bosom, saying" dont worry honey i'll save you" . Whoever you wer, wherever you are. Thanks!

Blush! Blush!

It is the custom to put some other unsuspecting soul on the hot seat. But to save others from this humiliation I will stop the madness here.

Make of it, What you will!!



Blogger justjohanna said...

have you been back on another roller coaster since you were 18?

10:40 PM  
Blogger Joy Eliz said...

I'm doing the soundless laugh!!!

Only 2 beans in a 3 bean soup!!! The outrage!

...and your hair is purple!
*hhhhhhh*hhhhhhh* (more soundless laughing)

6:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to thank the kind black lady that saved him too. You should have seen his face after that ride!!
Now Scarecrow, about number 9, we need to talk.

8:22 AM  
Blogger kate said...

ok idk who tagged you, nor have I visited your site b4, but you cracked me up this morning so thanks!!

cheers! Kate

9:38 AM  
Blogger ian russell said...

ha ha great piece my friend!

I'm worried about only two beans in the soup - what happens if someone drops by? who goes without a bean?

5:02 PM  
Blogger The Unknown said...

Hey, I stole my laugh from anonymous.
BWhahahahahahahahaha... ahem. Eh?

2:12 AM  

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